By Dorothy Denne
Clearing desktop time again so let me share a few tidbits that I have collected:
– Spread the laughter, share the cheer, let us be happy while we are here.
– How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
– ‘Tis better to prepare and prevent, than it is to repair and repent.
– When you feel like quitting, think about why you started.
– When your why is big enough, you will discover your how.
– I have so much to do – so little desire to do it.
– When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown but it only takes four to reach out and slap them!
– A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, “Rest in Peace.” The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this – somewhere there is a funeral taking place today and they have flowers with a note saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location!’”
